"Greetings, friend. If you are looking for a sword for hire, you have come to the right place..."

Independent Skyrim OC RP blog. Mun is 18+ but does not usually do NSFW. What NSFW there will be will be properly tagged.

Mod tracks the tag "spellswordarcher", and will RP with anyone. Crossovers are accepted and highly encouraged~

 

((My brain is starting to falter…T_T Sorry, guys, but I’ve hit the evening wall. I think I’ll turn in early tonight, and wake up earlier to try and knock out my drafts before the Easter festivities.))

talesofelsweyr asked
Fa'ar and Y'ara sprinted on by with a look of panic on their faces. "RUN for it! Someone accidentally summon a Titanic Potato atronarch! and it is on the loose!" one of them shouted as they passed. A massive bellow was heard from just over the hill and an atronarch made of floating potatoes Appeared from nowhere.

talesofelsweyr:

spellswordarcher:

Not recognizing the danger, Azihana’s ears pricked up curiously. “Potato!” She parroted, reaching out towards the creature. She made it all of three steps before Azaron’s teeth closed around her scruff and lifted her up into the air. The big Khajiit started to back away from the strange atronach, despite his daughter’s wiggling, with his ears pinned back in confusion. Who on Nirn had thought it a good idea to summon this creature?

Fa’ar turned around, sprinted back to the other Khajiits and blocked the in comming surge of arcane charge potatoes that the Atronarch hurled at them with a spin of his Warhammer. 

"I said run!" He growled as he signalled to Y’ara to do something. 

She focused magic into a black sphere of fire. “Just a second. Sir. We suggest you get her out of here.”

Azaron obediently turned and began hurrying on down the path. This was just too weird for him, and even worse, it was a dangerous weird. He was not prepared to handle dangerous weird. Not with his daughter in tow. Despite her….abilities….Azihana was still too young for combat.

Azihana, however, was determined that her newest adventure not end so quickly. She hung from her father’s jaw, arms crossed and huffing, until he finally moved her to his arms and let go. She waited patiently as he set her down behind a tree stump along the road and told her firmly to stay put (“Fey!”), and even waited until he had turned around and headed back to help the other Khajiit and the pretty lady.

Then Azihana stood up and prowled after her father, moving on all fours in what she determined was a stealthy crawl. She wanted to see this ‘potato’ thing again. It smelled tasty!

spellswordarcher asked
"So what's your plan, genius?" ((From whichever muse of mine you prefer, since we need to interact. XD))

justadunmermage:

"Why are you asking me?" He blinked and looked at the bandits. "You’re the one who got us caught, you sprung the trap." He glanced at the Altmer with a raised eyebrow.

Tarene made a face and sank back behind the pillar that sheltered him. Great. The bandits were alert and closing in on their hiding places, and neither of them had a plan.

"How was I supposed to know it was a trap trigger?" Tarene growled under his breath. "It looked the same as every other damned floorstone in here…"

((The main attraction of the last two innings of the Phillies game has been a squirrel that somehow got onto the field.

*serious baseball*

Hey look a squirrel!

*serious baseball*

Hey look a squirrel!

I love this city…XD))

(("Let it Go" has been translated. Interestingly, I’ve found a few other people who’ve translated the same song into Dovahzul….yet we all seem to get different results. :/ Go figure!))

maaslithewoodelf asked
Mermaid (All muses!)

Mermaid:How far would you go to keep the one you love?

"All way. Azihana follow person. They never leave." The little kitten nodded sagely.

Mermaid:How far would you go to keep the one you love?

"Pretty far. I guess I could try changing who I am, if they really needed me to." Haaki mused out loud. "If that didn’t work, I’d be screwed, though."

Mermaid:How far would you go to keep the one you love?

Tarene didn’t reply right away, instead making a face as he thought back to the first person he thought he’d loved. “I’d like to say ‘all the way’…but I already tried once to change for someone.” He admitted at length. “It was never enough, and the more I tried, the more I hurt.” He closed his eyes, and his tone quieted. “I wouldn’t want to lose someone I love, but…I can’t won’t go that far again.”

Mermaid:How far would you go to keep the one you love?

The Khajiit was silent for several long moments. Memories flashed through his minds eye; faces of those he had loved, and ultimately, lost. Then, he took a deep breath, and said, “I cannot force someone to return love. If they desire to leave then I would not stop them. I would pray to the gods that they might return my loved one to me, but if their heart is restless, it is already beyond my reach.”

((Bored on the bleachers, so I’m translating “Let It Go” into Dovahzul. May even take a shot at singing it later.))

monster asks!!!

Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?

Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?

Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

Ghost: Do you have any regrets?

Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?

Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?

Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?

Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?

Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?

Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?

Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?

Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?

Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?

Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

Headcanons

Send ✚ for a HEALTH headcanon.

Send ♕ for a CHILDHOOD headcanon.

Send ✿ for a HAPPINESS headcanon.

Send ␛ for an ANGER headcanon.

Send ♆ for a BODY headcanon.

Send ϡ for a MENTAL STATE headcanon.

Send ღ for a LOVE/SEXUALITY headcanon.

Send † for a RELIGION headcanon.

Send ✄ for a PET PEEVE headcanon.

Send ☂ for a FOOD headcanon.

rpmememaker:

Things you need to know about me before we RP:

  • I’m a shipwhore. I ship all the things. If you want to RP with me, but you don’t ship the thing, just let me know. It’s as easy as that. If you want to ship the thing, let me know that too, but please don’t RP with me just to ship.
  • Sometimes I take forever to reply. It’s nothing personal, just sometimes my muse is a shit, or real life is a shit, or everything is shit. Shit happens. Sorry.
  • Just because my muse flirts with your muse, doesn’t mean I am trying to ship the thing.
  • My muse does what they want, when they want. I am not the bus driver. My muse drives the bus.
  • I don’t mind if you want to start a dozen threads with me. Canon? Alternate Universe? Bit of both? Anything goes!
  • I don’t mind if you send me memes even if we’ve never interacted before. Keep in mind though that if the characters have never met that things could get weird.
  • If you want to reply to one of my open starters? Do it! I don’t care if I’m following you or if you’re following me. I just want to roleplay.
  • My inbox is always open. Whether you want to plot, RP via ask, send random anons, or just chat. Seriously just hop right in there. Sometimes it takes forever for me to reply, but I’m always happy to get messages. 

All in all, I’m a person, probably just like you. I’m here to have fun and make friends. I’m always open to RPing with new people. Don’t be shy! Just come and play!